GWAR, the most brutal band in existence, has bolstered its ranks leading up to the GWAR Eternal Tour. The Berserker Blóthar and Vulvatron are the latest intergalactic warriors to be banished to the pathetic mudball known as Planet Earth. Blóthar; a fat, filthy, frozen space viking, will take over as …
Read More »From Atop a Heap of 5,000 Dead Bodies, GWAR Declares 2014 GWAR B-Q a Success!
The 5th Annual GWAR B-Q, held at Hadad’s Lake in Richmond, Virginia on August 16, has been labeled an unequivocal success. This comes from GWAR themselves as they lounge atop the bodies of the more than 5,000 GWAR B-Q attendees, imbibing from their secret stash of Killsner GWAR Beer (which …
Read More »AMERICAN SHARKS To Embark Upon The “GWAR Eternal Tour 2014”
Austin’s American Sharks take time away from dabbin’ wax and eating Shmaltz Reuben’s to support metal warmongers GWAR this fall on the “GWAR Eternal Tour 2014”. Kicking off October 15th, this massive tour will extend through December hitting major market cities along the way. Be sure not to miss any …
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